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Top Ten Things We’d Like Our Doctor To Say
June 11, 2010

10.) “I’ve never seen a finer example of someone in perfect physical condition.” 9.) “There’s been a new breakthrough in exercise pharmacology…just take one of these pills each day, and it will be the equivalent to an hour of cardio each day!” 8.) “I’d like you to try this all chocolate diet…you could use to [...]

Top Ten Things We’d Like Our Significant Other To Say
May 25, 2010

10.) “Of course those jeans don’t make you look fat!” 9.) “I insist, let ME make the bed this morning.” 8.) “Instead of watching the football game, how about if we go to the park and have a romantic picnic.” 7.) “Honey, Brad Pitt has NOTHING on you!” 6.) “You know, I love YOUR mother [...]

Top Ten Things We’d Like To Hear Our Teenagers Say
May 20, 2010

10.) “No, let ME clean my room, I love it and find it very cathartic!” 9.)  ”Mom, PLEASE sit between my boyfriend and me while we watch Mary Poppins together!” 8.) “Of course I’d rather do my laundry than go to the mall!” 7.) “Studying is my absolute FAVORITE part of the day!” 6.) “Oh, [...]

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