10.) “I’ve never seen a finer example of someone in perfect physical condition.”

9.) “There’s been a new breakthrough in exercise pharmacology…just take one of these pills each day, and it will be the equivalent to an hour of cardio each day!”

8.) “I’d like you to try this all chocolate diet…you could use to put on a few pounds.”

7.) “A new study shows that beer actually cultivates brain cells and encourages them to multiply.”

6.) “We have recently discovered any sleep over 4 hours a night is bad for you, so STAY UP LATE!”

5.) “Go ahead and eat all the fried foods you want…it promotes health and longevity.”

4.) “You are my 1 millionth patient, so your visits are FREE for the rest of your life!”

3.) “Come split a pizza with me…its got plenty of vitamins and protein!”

2.) “We don’t make you sign any waivers…we trust you not to sue us.”

1.) “We don’t give shots anymore, the medicine is right there in the lollipop!”

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10.) “Of course those jeans don’t make you look fat!”

9.) “I insist, let ME make the bed this morning.”

8.) “Instead of watching the football game, how about if we go to the park and have a romantic picnic.”

7.) “Honey, Brad Pitt has NOTHING on you!”

6.) “You know, I love YOUR mother almost as much as I love my own!”

5.) “Let ME feed the baby, 2 am is such a peaceful hour to be awake, and I wasn’t even that tired anyway.”

4.) “I think you SHOULD go away to Vegas with the boys for a week, it sounds like a hoot, and I’ll be happy to stay with our 7 kids, you deserve the break!”

3.) “How could I even THINK of looking at someone else when I have the most beautiful woman in the world already?”

2.) “You stay put, and I’ll get you another beer, I don’t want you to miss one minute of the game!”

1.) “Guess what, sweetie, I just won the lottery!”

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10.) “No, let ME clean my room, I love it and find it very cathartic!”

9.)  ”Mom, PLEASE sit between my boyfriend and me while we watch Mary Poppins together!”

8.) “Of course I’d rather do my laundry than go to the mall!”

7.) “Studying is my absolute FAVORITE part of the day!”

6.) “Oh, let’s go visit Grandmom and Grandpop instead of going to Disneyworld!”

5.) “I don’t need an allowance…I help out around here just because I love you so much!”

4.) “Tell us another story about what it was like when YOU were a teenager, I’m so interested to hear about it!”

3.) “You pick the movie we go see…I really admire your taste in films.”

2.) “I always prefer when you choose the radio station we listen to…your taste in music is SO MUCH BETTER than mine!”

1.) “Of course I want to grow up to be a doctor…what could be better than going to school for the better part of my life?!”

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