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5.) “Go ahead and eat all the fried foods you want…it promotes health and longevity.”
4.) “You are my 1 millionth patient, so your visits are FREE for the rest of your life!”
3.) “Come split a pizza with me…its got plenty of vitamins and protein!”
2.) “We don’t make you sign any waivers…we trust you not to sue us.”
1.) “We don’t give shots anymore, the medicine is right there in the lollipop!”
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