June 11, 2010 Top Ten Things We’d Like Our Doctor To Say 10.) “I’ve never seen a finer example of someone in perfect physical condition.” 9.) “There’s been a new breakthrough in exercise pharmacology…just take one of these pills each day, and it will be the equivalent to an hour of cardio each day!” 8.) “I’d like you to try this all chocolate diet…you could use to put on a few pounds.” 7.) “A new study shows that beer actually cultivates brain cells and encourages them to multiply.” 6.) “We have recently discovered any sleep over 4 hours a night is bad for you, so STAY UP LATE!” 5.) “Go ahead and…
May 25, 2010 Top Ten Things We’d Like Our Significant Other To Say 10.) “Of course those jeans don’t make you look fat!” 9.) “I insist, let ME make the bed this morning.” 8.) “Instead of watching the football game, how about if we go to the park and have a romantic picnic.” 7.) “Honey, Brad Pitt has NOTHING on you!” 6.) “You know, I love YOUR mother almost as much as I love my own!” 5.) “Let ME feed the baby, 2 am is such a peaceful hour to be awake, and I wasn’t even that tired anyway.” 4.) “I think you SHOULD go away to Vegas with the boys for a…
May 20, 2010 Top Ten Things We’d Like To Hear Our Teenagers Say 10.) “No, let ME clean my room, I love it and find it very cathartic!” 9.) “Mom, PLEASE sit between my boyfriend and me while we watch Mary Poppins together!” 8.) “Of course I’d rather do my laundry than go to the mall!” 7.) “Studying is my absolute FAVORITE part of the day!” 6.) “Oh, let’s go visit Grandmom and Grandpop instead of going to Disneyworld!” 5.) “I don’t need an allowance…I help out around here just because I love you so much!” 4.) “Tell us another story about what it was like when YOU were a teenager, I’m so…
